Michelle Malkin apparently didn’t see anything wrong with the New York Post’s racist chimpanzee cartoon, so I took the liberty of changing the caption:

P.S. Thanks for the many emails asking where in the hell I’ve been for the last year. I have a double-super-secret new gig now, which is why I haven’t updated the blog in so long. But I may be popping in from time to time with a special feature. Without giving too much away, I’ll just say, for those of you who miss Michelle Malkin’s old Vent episodes… well, stay tuned. Malkin isn’t the only one who owns a green screen, heh.

P.P.S. Someone tried to hack into my admin panel last week so I set the blog to redirect for a few days. I’m happy to say that the perpetrator has now been identified and will soon be brought to justice, so I’ve turned the redirect off.

ADDED: Well, that didn’t take long. An hysterical, paranoid, wingnut emailer surmises (in all caps, of course) that my “double-super-secret new gig” must be “IN THE OBAMATHUG ADMINISTRATION”. FYI… no it’s not, Sherlock. Not even remotely close. But thanks for playing.